Engineer’s Week
February 18-24 is National Engineers Week in the US. Here are some engineering jokes.
Remember,
An optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The engineer sees the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
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Comment from Al
Date: February 24, 2007, 9:52 am
This one is better brent…..I laughed like a fool…
In the dark
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude.”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
[dramatic pause]
“Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us?! They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The greens-keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”
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